ACT II
SCENE II | The same. |
| Enter DON JOHN and BORACHIO |
DON JOHN | It is so; the Count Claudio shall marry the |
| daughter of Leonato. |
BORACHIO | Yea, my lord; but I can cross it. |
DON JOHN | Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be | 5 |
| medicinable to me: I am sick in displeasure to him, |
| and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges |
| evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this marriage? |
BORACHIO | Not honestly, my lord; but so covertly that no |
| dishonesty shall appear in me. | 10 |
DON JOHN | Show me briefly how. |
BORACHIO | I think I told your lordship a year since, how much |
| I am in the favour of Margaret, the waiting |
| gentlewoman to Hero. |
DON JOHN | I remember. | 15 |
BORACHIO | I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night, |
| appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window. |
DON JOHN | What life is in that, to be the death of this marriage? |
BORACHIO | The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go you to |
| the prince your brother; spare not to tell him that | 20 |
| he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned |
| Claudio--whose estimation do you mightily hold |
| up--to a contaminated stale, such a one as Hero. |
DON JOHN | What proof shall I make of that? |
BORACHIO | Proof enough to misuse the prince, to vex Claudio, | 25 |
| to undo Hero and kill Leonato. Look you for any |
| other issue? |
DON JOHN | Only to despite them, I will endeavour any thing. |
BORACHIO | Go, then; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and |
| the Count Claudio alone: tell them that you know | 30 |
| that Hero loves me; intend a kind of zeal both to the |
| prince and Claudio, as,--in love of your brother's |
| honour, who hath made this match, and his friend's |
| reputation, who is thus like to be cozened with the |
| semblance of a maid,--that you have discovered | 35 |
| thus. They will scarcely believe this without trial: |
| offer them instances; which shall bear no less |
| likelihood than to see me at her chamber-window, |
| hear me call Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term me |
| Claudio; and bring them to see this the very night | 40 |
| before the intended wedding,--for in the meantime I |
| will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be |
| absent,--and there shall appear such seeming truth |
| of Hero's disloyalty that jealousy shall be called |
| assurance and all the preparation overthrown. | 45 |
DON JOHN | Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put |
| it in practise. Be cunning in the working this, and |
| thy fee is a thousand ducats. |
BORACHIO | Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning |
| shall not shame me. | 50 |
DON JOHN | I will presently go learn their day of marriage. |
| Exeunt |